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"As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue." - Albert Einstein

"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn." - Fulton Sheen

"Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!" - Albert Einstein

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian." - Dennis Wholey

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." - Albert Einstein

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." - Emo Philips

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein